A BAD BAD DAY [A STORY]
Dear Iphone 4S,
Are you going to have a baby? Pardon me I am a phone not a human, humph. Do you go into jugs of apple cider normally? No I do not it is rather cold in here because the jug of apple cider is in the freezer! Okay I’ll take you out. Thank you. Suddenly the Iphone found himself an inch away from the fire! OW this is hot it yelled! So finally it was put in a pumpkin! What did you do that for? I wanted to! Get me out of here!THE END
— C, one of the girls I babysit.





