2011-11-17 0 notes

A BAD BAD DAY [A STORY]
Dear Iphone 4S,
Are you going to have a baby? Pardon me I am a phone not a human, humph. Do you go into jugs of apple cider normally? No I do not it is rather cold in here because the jug of apple cider is in the freezer! Okay I’ll take you out. Thank you. Suddenly the Iphone found himself an inch away from the fire! OW this is hot it yelled! So finally it was put in a pumpkin! What did you do that for? I wanted to! Get me out of here!

THE END

— C, one of the girls I babysit.
2011-09-30 1 note

It’s a jar full of powder sugar covered bees. Yum!
2011-09-02 0 notes

I am clearly advanced for a senior engineering student.
2011-08-04 0 notes

This greets us every morning outside Avery’s door. We don’t dare go in.
2011-07-29 1 note

Veronica is dead.
2011-07-09 2 notes

My laundry basket has wheels too.

You mean your suitcase?
2011-06-29 33 notes

or just cause you thought it was actually pronounced that way. :(

Source: fyengineerbat
2011-06-20 Notes

nomnom beach cake.
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Just a watermelon.

Really.

It might have tasted like rum.
2011-06-11 Notes

FRIDAY FRIDAY

yesterday was friday.

i spent last night completely alone in my apartment. i might have initially been a tad freaked, but then I WON. I SLEPT and SLEPT WELL and didn’t panic attack over every little sound.

Hah.

Winning. Me. #realworldpoints

FRIDAY FRIDAY